Drink to Forget, Live to Regret
I drink to forget
Then live to regret
All those things
You said I did
I drink to forget
Then live to regret
All those things
I heard I said
I heard I said
You said I did
Unspeakable things
So embarrassing
Don't say it again
Don't clue me in
I don't wanna know
'Bout my alter ego foe
He can't be me
'Cause if I'm him
Then take a gun
And do me in
Put me out
Of your misery
Take me down
And bury me
Don't buy me that beer
Put away that gin
You should be ashamed
Of the state I'm in
So who'd I compare
To a Nazi now?
Did I really call
Your girlfriend a cow?
Did I hit on your sister?
Did I phone my ex?
Did I propose marriage
Or just beg for sex?
Crown me king
Of the drinking class
I'm a genuine, royal
Pain in the ass
Too drunk to drive?
Oh, what's that talk?
I'm too drunk to cab,
I can barely walk
So here I sit
On this bar stool
Order up another
Like a drunken fool
Start it all over
Lose a few friends
I know I'll live
To regret again
Copyright 1998 Danger Boy Productions
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